lady gaga commanding her gays
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
i tried flirting
I think I’m single because I never forwarded those chain messages back in 2008
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake